Oh, this wretched paper. It will never get done. It will never get started! I don't even know how to do it. I'm going to see the hypnotist Friday. He will solve everything.
In the meantime, I have made Craigslist purchases: Laptop backpack, wireless mouse, other accessories, webcam (anyone want to Skype?).
I am constantly weary (another problem for the hypnotist). My superficial sleep means lots of lucid dreams, but I can never think of anything interesting to do. Flying and making out with Mr Darcy seem too cliche. So, please suggest something I can do when I wake up inside my dream.
23 hours ago