Sunday, December 31, 2006
i know i'm not updating much. there is nothing to say that's not sturmundrang, and that's tedious, and exactly what this webpage is not made for.
even though my trip home was short, it felt like i got to spend a lot of time with my family. i updated then deleted that i cut all my hair off christmas morning. i am an asymptote, approaching starbuck.
Friday, December 22, 2006
Thursday, December 21, 2006
at soccer, the team kindly enacted an off-sides violation to help me understand the rule.
i spent the rest of the practice shouting things like "okay, i'm offsides now, right?" or "i'm not offsides now, right? i'm just being lazy?" continuously revealing that their enactment had done me no good, and that I clearly didn't understand the offsides rule.
Wednesday, December 20, 2006
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
considering how my tummy feels after a day's diet of brownies and cheese fries, i'm guess it'll be the latter. flossing is fun!
Monday, December 18, 2006
last night my friend said i looked like the cat that ate the canary. so, resolution #1 of my new goal: stop smirking so much. basically, if i can get it down to smirking 50% of the time, that'll be an improvement. if i can keep the corners of my mouth from curling quite so much, i will instantaneously stop being SUCH a bitch.
is it lame of me to get thrilled when i have an alphebetizing job? i get down on the floor and begin sorting, sorting, sorting all these proxy forms, and i feel so content. it would be even better if i had my ipod.
syzygy: i was thinking "if only there were a course i could take on telling my heart how to behave." and then i read the description of the Informal Class: Claiming Your Emotional Intelligence. It was perfect! Of course there are more details to that story, but I'm not going to tell them because I am Not a Bitch.
Discovery of the weekend: Triumph Cafe. Also, don't assume spice jars come with those tops that are for sprinkling. If you make that assumption, you could very well pour half the jar of spice on your food. Twice.
Thursday, December 14, 2006
Monday, December 11, 2006
- me: [pretending to be snobby. pretending, honest!!] what could be better than having LoneStar while riding in the back of a sweet honda civic you ask? well, i for one would prefer martinis riding along the countryside in daddy's jaguar.
guys who like cars in the car with me: [snickering]
guys: more like sipping your martinis on the side of the road as you wait for AAA to come get all the way out to the countryside to tow your jaguar back to town.
- one of the same above guys earnestly informing me that he did not put any rupees in my LoneStar. i believed him, too!
Sunday, December 10, 2006
the raisins are jerks and as soon as i finish this box off, i am making a mix cd about how much i don't like raisins!
Wednesday, December 06, 2006
me: mom, you know how sometimes i forget my credit card at home? and i forget i forgot my credit card at home, until i get to the front of the grocery line? but i have that emergency credit card you gave me a long time ago?
me: and so every once in a while i use that to pay for stuff?
mom: yeah... have you done that again?
me: yeah, i bought a lot of frozen lunches today at the grocery store, and had to use your card.
mom: that's ok
me: that's so great that that's ok. thank you. oh, and i also might have charged like a few dollars at the coffee shop yesterday because i was so cold.
mom: oh, ok, just like a few dollars?
me: yeah, like $5 because . oh oh! and also, maybe part of a meal at a thai restaurant.
me: .... i think i lost my credit card. again.
mom: and your debit card?
me: oh, i lost that months ago.