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Saturday, December 13, 2008
internet i hate you! god damn you, i hate hate hate hate hate you. you're an abusive lover i'll never escape, even though i know what's good for me. i would like to throw up on you, but that is physically impossible. i hate this proposal, which forces me to surf you endlessly. i hate the claustrophobia i have from being hungry and having nothing in the house to eat, and not being able to sleep.
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Go to the delicious burger place stat. That's what I would eat. Buy some clementines and eat them all. Then you probably will throw up on the internet. Sorry, kind of inappropriate humor, like last night, when I was out to dinner with some friends including a friend I like and her boyfriend who nobody likes. She said, "I have to work tomorrow and I still haven't finished my paper." I said, "Quit your job. Show of hands, Who thinks Christine should quit her job." The other girls all raised their hands. My next comment, "See, this is good. I think we should vote on all your decisions." At which point EVERYBODY looked uncomfortable and down at their plates.
It was easier to get away with those comments when I could blame it on the drink...
Love,
Leigh
That is hilarious! Sorry to laugh at your awkwardness. Did the boyfriend also look uncomfortable, or was he oblivious?
This is totally unrelated to your post. But I had a Carrie moment tonight! I have been in deep breakup anguish for the past twenty four hours and tonight I found myself hunched over the computer LOOKING UP NATTY GANN and EATING PORTABELLO BITES THAT WERE STILL FROZEN ON THE INSIDE BECAUSE I AM TOO DEPRESSED AND LAZY TO WAIT ON THE MICROWAVE.
Wow, yeah, I eat frozen things sometimes for that exact reason. I always eat on my bed, my belly the TV tray, like an utter slob.
Totally Oblivious. She wasn't thought...
:)
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