Wednesday, March 19, 2008

beef: it does a body good

Two items for ms. sasha cohen. Beef toothpaste and beef tea.


Anonymous said...

With that toothpaste her smile will gleam as white as the very ice she skates on! And with that tea, the roses on her cheeks will bloom as if with the exertion of a winning jaunt on the ice! Now that beef can be a part of her oral hygiene routine and her convalescing routine, in addition to her training routine, she will be unstoppable!

Carrie said...

I just can't picture beef toothpaste giving you white teeth. But no doubt, beef gives special powers. The power to die young of a heart attack, and the power to be reincarnated as a cow.