Wednesday, April 23, 2008

my "stalker"

At least once a week, I get an email like the following (which is actually today's):

where is ma'am?
i am very warried.
this is i---, your slave.


This is an old man I met more than two years ago. I guess I am that irresistable, and everyone wants me to crush their junk with my stilettos, but still, this is getting out of hand. As far as stalkers go, it doesn't seem like he'd do ME any harm, though.

2 comments:

Katie said...

Aw, he's warried about you!

Carrie said...

Yes, it is nice to have someone warry about you once in a while. Someone who's not your mom. I don't know how to get rid of him. It's not like I can write to him all angry--that would just get him off. Should I write "Hey, sweetie, I've been so concerned about your well-being that I didn't want to write.....and every time I don't write back to an email from you, it's because I care about you so very much."