Top 10 weird things about Super Mario

This is probably only hilarious if you, like me, played Mario Brothers 43 times in a row hoping each time that THIS quest the princess sent you on would somehow be different--not just beetles replacing turtles (and from then on, beetles replacing beetles). Hoping that this time Princess would let you settle down and have babies with her. Maybe the 44th quest would have done it. But after leaving my Nintendo on for a full week, I lost willpower. Until I decided to get the maximum number of points possible (broke every single brick for 50 points, left no enemy unvanquished) to see if the points counter would reset, or if it would add on an extra 1 when you reached a million (it adds the extra 1).